I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am.
I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please.
I mean, fuck me.
I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex.
August 2012
i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in
he looked at the tv and saw:
and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw:
then me again, and then to the tv one last time:
then he just walked away without saying anything
well that was really awkward
July 2012
looking around at your classroom thinking, “i’m too fucking anime for this shit.”
How to be confident:
- Step 1: Realize you are a sexy beast and own it.
- Step 2: Punch any bitch in the face that tells you differently.
im so glad im not a boy i’d probably have a boner like 99.999% of the time



