I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call me, I wouldn’t even mind if they blew up my fb wall with hearts and what not. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 hours later.
- me reading fanfiction: THEY GON FUCK
- me reading a long fan fiction: WHEN THEY GUN FUCK
Bonus! Super Junior butts
- An Athlete: What was the greatest moment in sports history?
- Me: Viktor Krum caught the snitch but Ireland won.